Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Well hello there, and welcome one and all!

My name is Jeryle and I'll be your blogger today. Our specialty this ______ (insert time zone XD) is "why do men have nipples" with a side of "what are those little half moons on your nails". Please continue reading and I will have your answers out shortly ^_^.

**pops open a bottle of sparkling cider** Congratulations for being a witness to my first blog. I must say this is very exciting as I've been wanting to do this for a long time. Something other than those bloody myspace blogs that HARDLY ever get any views, heh heh. Anyway, for those of you who don't know, I'm new to the neighborhood **bows** and I bid everyone a fond hello.

Lol, I'm sure you all are probably wondering what the deal is with my blog title eh? Hehehehehe, actually I just picked something that I thought would catch your attention. OK I ADMIT IT, but hey, you fell for it MWAHAHAHAHA. No no, just kidding. I actually do have some answers to these very interesting questions (by the way, I'm very random when it comes to factoids like this ^_^)

Anyway, I'm sure your dying to know right? I mean, have you actually ever thought about it? It's a very interesting question, at least I think. By the way, for those of you who are getting tired of me ranting on about nothing and are thinking about just googling the answer, then I must say your missing out cause my answer is not as boring as you would find on some medical review web page. Plus, its in color ^_~

Just let me go talk to the chef and I'll be right back with your answers. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Ok here it is.
As mammals, we have been endowed with many marvelous features. Three middle ear bones, hair, fingers, brain (Geee, thats a no brainer XD) and mammary glands used to nourish our young with milk. Of course, women are the only ones with the latter feature, at least when they are mature. . . . .

During the process of development in the womb, the embryo or "egg" is pretty much a biological clone of the mother. It is an exact copy of the mother's biological blueprints. This identity lasts for about 6 weeks, until Mr. Y chromosome (male) comes in and makes himself at home in the embryo. He pretty much throws all the feminine products out the window, grabs a beer and conquers the sofa ^_^. (AKA, begins male development ^_~) After this happens, the baby is still left with the nipples and some breast tissue. Its pretty much a gender scar from its glorious 6 weeks as a women. Thats right, we were all women for a time! HAHA.

See, now wasn't that fun? and to think we still have the side dish, hehehehehe. Oh wait, I just had an idea. Perhaps I'll wait to serve my side dish next time. It will build the suspense eh? lol, don't worry, I'll come back later with a bunch of other random facts that really serve no purpose other than amusement ^_^. And maybe a few things about me personally. Until then,

Cheers

PS: And don't be afraid to admit you were all women at one point in time. The looks you get can be priceless.